FOUR GHOST PUNS TO GET YOU IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS

This is my first list. May as well start with something I'm good at.
  1. Why are there so many names for ghosts? That's wraithist!
  2. The bare bones truth about ghosts is that they're actually pretty cool.
  3. And it's not like they'd die of embarrassment! Compliment your ghosts a lot.
  4. It's pretty otherworldly how nice ghosts can be if you're not rude to them!