THINGS THAT ARE ONLY COOL IF A HOT BOY DOES THEM

  1. Plays frisbee
  2. Calls you "kiddo"
  3. Rides his bike to work
  4. Wears those shirts with animal collages on them
  5. Wears headbands
  6. Hair past his shoulders
  7. Talks to me
  8. Plays in a cover band
  9. Describes things as "dank"