5 POTENTIAL REASONS FOR MY HEADACHE

Isn't life a mystery?
  1. Brain tumor due to longitudinal exposure of high frequency sonar
  2. Concussion due to hand to hand combat with husband for last piece of buffalo chicken
  3. Lack of sleep due to 73 hour binging of bravo programming (original and paid variety)
  4. Major blood hemorrhage (redundant? How should I know. Ur the doctor) due to getting stuck upside down in yoga class
  5. Too much sodium due to eating lunch at chili's, then gorging on cheese and meat platter.