Times I lie to my husband

  1. Telling him how far we have to walk somewhere
    "It's only like three blocks from here."
  2. When I cut a little mold off a vegetable instead of throwing it out.
    Just a little! The tomato was still good!
  3. Nodding and making nonverbal listening cues while he is talking about videogames
    Is not paying attention really a lie though? Ok fine.