The things I say daily as a teacher

So, this is my first year as a special edu teacher. I love it and everyday is different but here's a basis to go by.
  1. Directions, not even kidding I repeat them 4 times before anything is done.
    "Put your name on your paper and read number 1." "What do we do?????"
  2. "get your fingers out of your nose"
  3. "Please put your arms in your shirt"
  4. "Take your hands out of your pants"
    Really???????
  5. "When's the last time you washed your hands? Please take them out of your mouth"
  6. "Do you put your feet on the furniture at home? Why are your feet on the desk here"
    Come on...
  7. "Look at the board"
    Maybe 47 times a day
  8. "No you may not guess how old I am"
  9. "No, I am not married"
  10. "Yes I am a miss"
    IM NOT MARRIED STOP BRINGING IT UP
  11. "Ship does not end in t, fix it!"
    Oh dear
  12. "I will not tell you my first name"
    They find it out anyways...
  13. "No I'm not sick"
    IM JUST EXHAUSTED!!!!!!! Now I know I really should have laid on the makeup this morning I must look terrible
  14. PLEASE TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS
    Felt like I needed to include this one more time because REALLY????
  15. Teacher babes add to this please!!💕💕