ACCURATE QUOTES ABOUT PARENTHOOD

  1. There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
  2. The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of the universe. You relinquish that position to your children.
  3. Before having a kid ask yourself “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"
  4. They're (kids) always sticky like they have jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house. Somehow, they've always got jam on their hands.
  5. Being a mom means getting out of bed at 2am because you realized the tooth fairy forget to pay up.
  6. A 2 year old is kind of like having a blender,but you don't have a top for it.
  7. I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.
  8. Bedtime: The perfect time for kids to ask questions, request food, require additional bathroom breaks, and need a new nightlight.
  9. Here's to every mother who has eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share.
  10. Screaming no longer fazes me. I only get up for children at the sound of broken glass it the smell of smoke.