WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST?

  1. Mary Jane Halloween candy
  2. Whipped vodka
  3. Smart cars
  4. Spam
  5. Asymmetrical man thong
    Google it if you dare.
  6. Butt implants
  7. Chickenless nuggets
  8. Common core math
  9. Fruity toothpaste for anyone over the age of 12
  10. Westboro
  11. Potty putter