5 LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD 100% WRITE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @dubstep (titles in all-caps, obvi)
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    SPORTS WE HAVE TRIED (AND FAILED) TO INTEREST ALISHA IN: CHRONOLOGICALLY
    my bad πŸ™…πŸ½βš½οΈπŸ€πŸŽΎπŸŒπŸŽΏ
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    PLACES WE HAVE FOUND ALISHA'S BOBBY PINS AROUND THE HOUSE OTHER THAN HER ROOM
    *hits ListApp limit*
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    THE TOP 10 BOOKS ALISHA LIKES TO READ AT THE DINNER TABLE
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    0 TO -100 REAL QUICK: THE STORY OF OUR DAUGHTER'S ALARMINGLY BAD EYE PRESCRIPTION πŸ‘€
    I think I went from -2 to -4 in the same year, it was awful. I'm at -10 right now πŸ™ƒ
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    EARRINGS ALISHA HAS LOST RANKED FROM LEAST TO MOST EXPENSIVE