FIVE JOB OFFERS I WOULD ACCEPT REGARDLESS OF SALARY

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. Blue Ivy's nanny/babysitter/personal assistant
  2. Orville Redenbacher taste-tester
    Mostly because popcorn is as much a staple in my diet as bread, and I could do with some free kernels cause that's like free groceries
  3. Professional Spotify playlist maker
  4. Official Facebook friends list cleanser
    I clean out my friends list about 2x/year and tbh I think everyone could benefit from doing the same, so I'm here for y'all 😎
  5. Puppy cuddler
    😭🙏🏽🐶