The snack that smiles back is some serious business, y'all! There's dozens of Goldfish variations so I only ranked the ones I've tried
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    Original
    Static
    The saddest cracker you will ever eat :((((((( pls never make the painful mistake of confusing Original with Cheddar, I learned this the hard way
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    BBQ
    Static
    Respectable effort, tastes like BBQ but a little too much seasoning for my taste. Tickles my throat on the way down sometimes 😯
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    Vanilla cupcake
    Static
    Sweet and definitely tasty but I can only have a max of 8 crackers per sitting before feeling like I'm about to turn into a literal cupcake
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    Xtra Cheddar
    Static
    V solid cracker, definitely enjoyable, maybe a little too Xtra πŸ€”πŸ§€
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    Baby Goldfish
    Static
    πŸ˜šπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ
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    Parmesan
    Static
    These would taste really good on top of salads if you crumble them up idk????
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    Rainbow
    Static
    By far the most fun flavour of Goldfish πŸ˜‹ they're pretty and they taste like Cheddar crackers, except the red ones WHICH TASTE A BIT SPICER AND U CAN TOTALLY NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE, I WILL FIGHT U ON THIS
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    Cheddar
    Static
    Jesus in a cracker tbh