PROOF THAT I AM NOT AN ACTUAL ADULT

In some ways I'm mature beyond my years and have my shit together more than a lot of people my age. In other ways, not so much πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ
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    I can't swallow pills
    The only time I've ever tried to swallow pills was in grade 6 when I had strep throat. My dad picked up the prescription and didn't think to check if it was liquid medicine. He explained and demonstrated the proper pill-swallowing technique, but the whole endeavour resulted in hysterical tears and me dry heaving over the toilet. Good times πŸ™ƒ
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    I couldn't be less interested in poker
    I feel like this is some sort of adult rite of passage and I'm just over here on the outside looking in like
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    I can't make the bridge when shuffling a deck of cards
    Tbh this has plagued me from the age of 7
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    I can't French braid
    What am I supposed to say to my future daughter when she asks me to braid her hair for school and all I can do is a damn set of pigtails 😩
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    I will often eat eggs cooked over-easy as a substitute for dinner
    I know that everyone eats lazy dinners from time to time, but honestly I'd eat these babies for every meal if I could 😍🍳
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    I don't separate my laundry based on colour
    In my defence I live in uni residence, which means I have to pay $2 every time I use the washing machine, so maybe we can justify this as smart budgeting? πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ Except I also put all my clothes in the dryer instead of hanging them to dry - even the delicate ones. Oops.
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    I take Flinstones chewable multivitamins
    This one speaks for itself