The entire movie is underrated in my opinion but we'll just stick to quotes today.
  1. Eduardo: Open your present. It's a silk scarf. Christy: Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf? Eduardo: This will be your first.
  2. *Winklevoss twins while rowing* Cameron: Is there any way to make this a fair fight? Tyler: We could jump out and swim. Cameron: I think we'd have to jump out and drown. Tyler : Well, you could forward and I could row backward. Cameron: We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. Tyler: Just row the damn boat.
  3. *Looking up to see the Winklevoss twins in his office* Larry Summers: Kathrine, I've got students in my office now. Students. Undergrads. I don't know, from the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.
  4. Eduardo: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trouts!
  5. Divya Narendra: *Referring to Mark Zuckerberg* This guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to have a fourth.
  6. Eduardo: *Referring to Sean Parker* I'm not a psychiatrist, but a psychiatrist would have said he was paranoid.
  7. Mark: I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean.