I went out to dinner with my family tonight and this lady unknowingly kept us entertained all evening. I hope we can be friends one day.
  1. "All my Facebook friends have figured out that I'm basically a communist and that I love animals."
  2. "I want to work in a robot warehouse."
  3. ""She's weird but totally amazing" - that's what I hope people think of me!"
  4. "I'm really sad there's no dogs though."
  5. "Soon children will be able to review their parents online. RateMyParent."