WHAT THE LADY NEXT TO US AT DINNER SAID
I went out to dinner with my family tonight and this lady unknowingly kept us entertained all evening. I hope we can be friends one day.
- •"All my Facebook friends have figured out that I'm basically a communist and that I love animals."
- •"I want to work in a robot warehouse."
- •""She's weird but totally amazing" - that's what I hope people think of me!"
- •"I'm really sad there's no dogs though."
- •"Soon children will be able to review their parents online. RateMyParent."