1. 1.
    The opening promise to concerned viewers: "I'm Chris Harrison, I'm gonna have my shirt on."
  2. 2.
    Chris Soules casting the girls from his season as the girls from Ben's season.
  3. 3.
    Chris Soules laughing at Kris Jenner for saying "squared" instead of "cubed," and Kris shouting corrections for herself and non-convincingly saying, "No, I know."
  4. 4.
    Chris Soules having a shockingly thoughtful response to the question: Who will cause more drama in the house next week, Lace or Olivia? And America agreeing with him 76% Olivia.
  5. 5.
    Ben's theme song, "It's Raining Ben."
  6. 6.
    Ben saying, "What in the heck am I doin'?" exactly how you would expect your overly kind, totally non-aggressive old neighbor to say it.
  7. 7.
    Kaley Cuoco having her redeeming moment and joining us via Skype.
    And Chris Harrison making sure America knew that it wasn't The Bachelor's fault Kaley's call didn't get through last week; it was her own.
  8. 8.
    Kaley telling Ben he is the sweetest Bachelor ever and really, really meaning it, and then asking for a major spoiler.
  9. 9.
    Chris Harrison endorsing boxed wine.
  10. 10.
    Pitting Kris Jenner against Chris Soules in the "guess the state by the shape" game.
    Realizing that I really need to study a map.
  11. 11.
    Kevin Hart getting the rose from Ben over Ice Cube because he had looser morals.
    Ben not answering the one good question he was asked tonight, from Chris Soules, "What was he actually wearing, nothing?"
  12. 12.
    Chris Soules' kiss count: 63, with bonus points for sexy times.
  13. 13.
    The Bond girl teaching the twin how to speak Russian.
  14. 14.
    Kris and Chris having a romantic sidebar crafting date and making barrettes for Kris' granddaughters.
  15. 15.
    Chris Harrison once again bringing up how obsessed he is with Ashley S. and mentioning her engagement again. Discretely pulling for a televised wedding?
  16. 16.
    The flashback to Jake Pavelka's season featuring the now engaged and pregnant Ali Fedotowsky saying, "Fuck her." 💁🏼
    And later, Ali Fedotowsky surprising us all by being at Kaley Cuoco's viewing party, which Kris points out is in Khloe's old kitchen.
  17. 17.
    The most luxurious bubble bath ever.
  18. 18.
    Chris Soules agreeing with Ben's decision to follow his heart when giving out the group date roses as opposed to doing what appears to be the sensitive thing (which 87% of viewers said was the right thing to do), highlighting the difference between male and female reasoning.
  19. 19.
    Chris Harrison agreeing to officiate Tanner and Jade's wedding as if it wasn't his idea in the first place.
  20. 20.
    A caller reminding everyone that Kris Jenner hooked up with former Bachelor Ben Flajnik.