Code Names My Girlfriends and I Have Had for Guys We Hooked Up With

  1. The babysitter
  2. The Cannibal
  3. Pyramid dick
  4. The 46 year old
  5. Summer 2004
  6. Secret Teen
  7. The Neighbor
  8. The noise terrorist
  9. Crying guy
  10. Naked man
  11. Ride to work
  12. Sneaky threesome
  13. Legends of the Fall
  14. Hansel
  15. Surprise junkie
  16. Korean metal dude
  17. Fire crotch
  18. The Great Experiment
  19. Trinidadian Man Bun
  20. Sailor Hat
  21. Dad Jeans
  22. Radio Silence
  23. Good on paper
  24. Motorcycle man crush
  25. Choppo
  26. Baby Dummy
  27. Orange Scarf
  28. Kinko's boy
  29. Score! (Because that's what he said when I took my top off)
  30. Bomb Dog
  31. Skydiving junkie
  32. David Lynch's Al Gore
  33. Sticks Around (face tattoo)
  34. Bomb Dog