Dumb Things I've Done While Half Asleep.
- •I googled "what was that noise?!"
- •I put A&D ointment on my toothbrush. Then put it in my mouth.
- •I put on socks and shoes before my pants.
- •I left the apartment without pants.
- •I locked myself out of my apartment without pants.
- •Or a phone.
- •I panicked and cried.
- •Then I realized my keys were in my hand the whole time.