How to Feel Great About Your Body at the Beach

  1. Get a kickass swim suit.
  2. Don't put your blanket down near hot young people.
  3. Look around. See? No one's perfect.
  4. That lady's letting it all hang out. You should too!
  5. That dude doesn't give a shit. Neither should you!
  6. That chick is wearing a thong and she has assne. You're doing great.