Lists I Might Be Good at Making if You Request One
In classic list style, this is mostly to remind myself to get around to these before I forget.
- •Things people need to chill the fuck out about.
- •Faces I make when I fart.
- •Hair colors I can mostly pull off.
- •Lists I've made of things I've already done in a day to feel like I'm not an unproductive piece of shit.
- •Horrible TV shows I've watched multiple episodes/seasons of just because I was too tired to find something else.
- •A story of Cheetos, then orange fingers of shame, then more Cheetos.
- •Screenshots of hilarious texts, mostly with my mom and spelling impaired boyfriend.
- •Hashtags that are just #insidejokes
- •The struggles and bonuses of being a short shorty small fry.
- •My dad's insane stories from his Pentecostal Megachurch.
- •Quotes from Millennials that have me convinced they are aliens that recently landed on planet earth instead of just being born after 1986 or whatever year people say it is.
- •Things that I have said are "literally my biggest pet peeve."
- •Bar customers that are definitely the worst human beings and should die in a fire.
- •Photos of food that don't look disgusting like most people's photos of food.
- •Old dudes I'd probably have sex with.
- •Things most people hate, but I have no problems with.