Nightmares I've Actually Had
- •I physically can't stop saying the N word at an NYC bus stop. It's like my mouth is possessed.
- •All the straws at my bar were replaced with penis straws.
- •I'm naked from the waist down in public and trying to make that work.
- •The tornado I was trying to escape has come to the basement of my bar, where I am hiding.
- •I'm starring in a play and I don't know the script, but it's about my life.
- •I enjoy the best meat I've ever tasted at a Mob owned restaurant, then find out it was my twin sister @carlye.
- •I'm on a reality show that involves people that are bleeding or on fire or both and a real live bear in an enclosed space.
- •I wake up and it's the dead of winter again in NYC.