Questions I Have for the Hasidic Jews in My Neighborhood

I'm not trying to be rude, I just want to know.
  1. Are you hot in that outfit?
  2. What are you doing out walking with your entire family at 2am?
  3. Do you sleep with your earlocks in curlers or do you use a curling iron?
  4. Why do you find the craziest drivers to operate your school buses?
  5. How old is your daughter that babysits your infant and does your grocery shopping? 7? 8?
  6. Where can I get a beautiful wig like that?
  7. Can you do my makeup when I get married?
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt