Questions That Actually Crossed My Mind Today

  1. •
    What color would a fart be? Brown? Green? Or 💨?
  2. •
    When the creators of emoji made this 💨did they intend it to be a fart?
  3. •
    Why is Sebastian from The Little Mermaid Jamaican?
  4. •
    Why is he the ONLY Jamaican?
  5. •
    Wait, am I getting this wrong? Are all the crabs Jamaican?
  6. •
    Why is it way easier to commit to 8 episodes of a TV show than a 2 hour movie?
  7. •
    Did I brush my teeth last night?
  8. •
    Is it bad that I don't want to leave my apartment until it's dark out?
  9. •
    Tacos or pizza? 🍕
  10. •
    Why is there no taco emoji?!?!?