1. What color would a fart be? Brown? Green? Or 💨?
  2. When the creators of emoji made this 💨did they intend it to be a fart?
  3. Why is Sebastian from The Little Mermaid Jamaican?
  4. Why is he the ONLY Jamaican?
  5. Wait, am I getting this wrong? Are all the crabs Jamaican?
  6. Why is it way easier to commit to 8 episodes of a TV show than a 2 hour movie?
  7. Did I brush my teeth last night?
  8. Is it bad that I don't want to leave my apartment until it's dark out?
  9. Tacos or pizza? 🍕
  10. Why is there no taco emoji?!?!?