Quotes From One Dude Sitting Near Us on the Beach
Coney Island, bitches!
- •"That's why I fuck guys sometimes. They're punctual!"
- •"I feel great today. I'm not the fattest whitest asshole here for once!"
- •"This is the opposite of work. I'm on the beach with a Snapple bottle full of whiskey!"
- •"Yeah! He treats you like that because he's got a cock and wants to use it."
- •"Daddy wants to go say hi to Mother Nature."
- •"Come on shake your body, baby do that conga!"
- •"I had one ex that I should have married, but she wouldn't marry me because I'm Jewish and she couldn't fucking handle that I'm bisexual."
- •"Then that other girl that I was engaged to- now she's gay married to some basic bitch- good luck with that nightmare!"
- •"I'm just not gonna wear a condom. Can I live? Can I live?"
- •"Meaningless sex is literally meaningless to me."