Reasons I'm the Grossest Person You Know
These are just examples from today
- •I said to my boyfriend, "I gotta poop, and I'm taking my friend with me!" My friend was a cold slice of pizza.
- •While walking down the street I took off my shoe to squeeze a little pus out of my ingrown toenail.
- •After showering I put on the same pair of underwear I wore yesterday because they weren't too bad and I'm running low.
- •I put a lot of thought into this list.