Signs Your Friend Is Pregnant (Before She Tells You)

Do not tell her of your suspicions though!
  1. She quit drinking, but is mysteriously GAINING weight.
  2. She is tired all the time.
  3. She cancels plans constantly because she doesn't feel well.
  4. She feels the need to make up weird explanations for not drinking.
  5. She smiles like she has a secret, and you're like, "what?" And she's like, "nothing."
  6. When she has to eat, she has to eat RIGHT NOW.
  7. She absentmindedly rubs her belly.