Similes I've Used to Describe My 💩

  1. Like a field hockey player's french braid.
  2. Like a bowl of oatmeal.
  3. Like a punishment for all the shittalking I've ever done.
  4. Like a perfect soft serve ice cream, but not cold.
  5. Like pebbles that explode into dust in the whirlwind of the flush.
  6. Like a snake eating its own stinky tail.