Similes I've Used to Describe My 💩
- •Like a field hockey player's french braid.
- •Like a bowl of oatmeal.
- •Like a punishment for all the shittalking I've ever done.
- •Like a perfect soft serve ice cream, but not cold.
- •Like pebbles that explode into dust in the whirlwind of the flush.
- •Like a snake eating its own stinky tail.