I'd like some recommendations of more things; I doubt it bothers me as much as it bothers you.
  1. The word "moist"
    How else do you describe a good cake or perfectly roasted turkey?
  2. When my friends are late meeting me at a bar.
    I covet my alone-in-public time.
  3. The G train
    Suits me just fine!
  4. Confrontation
    You gotta do what you gotta do!
  5. The word "panties"
    I LOVE saying and hearing this word.
  6. When people tell gross stories while I'm eating.
    This has entirely no affect on me and the stories are always great.
  7. Autocorrect
    It's usually pretty funny, and if it makes you so mad you can just turn it off.
  8. Endless and frequent group texting (actually makes me feel v. popular)
    Suggested by @ameliarunyan