Things This One Guy Yelled at Me Tonight

On my stoop, late night, locking up my bike, then getting into my building.
  1. "Hey calves!"
  2. "Oh! TITS!"
  3. "Why don't you look at me."
  4. "I'm not that bad!"
  5. "Oh! Ass too?!!!!??"
  6. "You work out too?"
  7. "Fuck you, cunt!"