Ultra Tall Ultra Thin Models Are Hot in Photos but Irl They Look Like

@jasonpalmeri thinks I'll portray myself as a jaded jealous short fat whore by posting this. Maybe.
  1. Praying mantises
  2. Children on stilts
  3. Angel hair pasta (al dente)
  4. Half built toothpick skyscrapers
  5. Magic Beanstalks
  6. Stick figure drawings of aliens