Ways the Metrocard Machine at My Station Sucks

  1. It does not take bills at this time.
    I had my $20 bill out and ready! Thanks for nothing.
  2. It only offers single ride tickets.
    For $3. Rip off!
  3. The credit card/ ATM swiper is broken.
    That means coins only, suckers!
  4. It requires a few tries to accept certain coins.
    What was wrong with that nickel!?
  5. It made me miss my train by about two seconds.
    I ran and missed it. Nothing worse.