Other than the fact that I'm 26
  1. Instead of being surrounded by hungover postgrads at brunch, I find myself surrounded by trendy young parents with babies wearing nicer clothes than me
  2. Instead of looking forward to the weekend so I can go out and drink with my friends, I look forward to the weekend so I can lay in bed and watch Buffy for 48 hours straight
  3. I would rather spend money to stay at a hotel than crash on a friend's couch, and would pay even more to stay at a nice hotel
  4. Sometimes I enjoy a buttery Chardonnay simply for the taste, not to get drunk