THINGS I'VE COMPLAINED ABOUT TO MY BOYFRIEND SINCE HE GOT HOME 10 MINUTES AGO

  1. That my General Tsao's Chicken was missing the chicken
  2. That the sauce on my General Tsao's Chicken was very thin and lacking in flavor
  3. That I won't ever be able to lose weight because I just crave something crunchy and chocolate before bed
  4. That he ate almost the entire pack of Oreos
  5. That the remaining Oreos were stale
  6. That I can't find a sable teacup Pomeranian for adoption or sale within a 500-mile radius
  7. That I just finished binge-watching the first 3 seasons of Once Upon a Time because I heard the 4th season is so good, and I can't find the 4th season anywhere
  8. Oh also the Chinese food place gave me white rice when I ordered brown