1. That my General Tsao's Chicken was missing the chicken
  2. That the sauce on my General Tsao's Chicken was very thin and lacking in flavor
  3. That I won't ever be able to lose weight because I just crave something crunchy and chocolate before bed
  4. That he ate almost the entire pack of Oreos
  5. That the remaining Oreos were stale
  6. That I can't find a sable teacup Pomeranian for adoption or sale within a 500-mile radius
  7. That I just finished binge-watching the first 3 seasons of Once Upon a Time because I heard the 4th season is so good, and I can't find the 4th season anywhere
  8. Oh also the Chinese food place gave me white rice when I ordered brown