THINGS MY PARENTS SAID WHEN I GOT BACK FROM STUDYING ABROAD IN ITALY

  1. "Alexandra, when did you get so curvy?!" - Mom
  2. "Some people actually prefer curves, I'm just not one of those people." - Mom
  3. (To my sister): "Sami! Oh my god look at you! You're stunning! I love the way you did your hair and you've got such a great little figure! Ali, do you feel less glamorous?" - Mom
  4. "Welcome home. You look good, did you lose some weight? Your face looks thinner." - Dad