THINGS I'M DOING WHEN I SHOULD REALLY BE GOING TO SLEEP

  1. Making this list right now
  2. Making this list for a second time because I lost the first draft...
  3. Reading for too long on Wikipedia about how birds mate
    Cloaca, dude.
  4. Kicking my cat out of my room so he'll stop eating the papers on my desk
    Why?
  5. Feeling that bump on my leg with an unknown origin.
    How?
  6. Watching videos of babies and cats
    I'm taking a break from babies and dogs