How can I make this happen?
  1. Waking me up at 5:30 if I let him sleep in my room
  2. Howling outside my door at 5:30 if I don't
  3. Pulling apart and eating all my towels
    094360b9 2296 4663 8951 b03f4035f9b7
  4. Eating paper
  5. Eating plants
  6. Biting my nose unexpectedly when giving me kisses
  7. Sitting in front of my tv
    E90650f4 01d7 48ca a7c3 94ec00a6433c
    Or behind it because the impending jump over it makes me unable to enjoy what I'm watching