1. "Well you're young so...not good"
    How my lungs and heart apparently sound on a toy stethoscope
  2. "Hooray forever!"
  3. "Snowman fight!"
    Why use mere snowballs when you could use triple that?
  4. "That Beethoven guy never talked"
  5. "I made a poop snake"
    This kid knew how to make potty training fun
  6. "My pants hurt"
    When you're making it up anyway, why does it matter what it is?
  7. "Wwaaahhhh" (tantrums)
    This is not wise
  8. "I see a boat" (looking out the window)
    No she didn't