Just a casual day in Miami

I was just on vacation in Miami and loved it
  1. My dad was driving and all of a sudden my mom yelled STOP THE CAR WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
  2. Just a man taking his casual gigantic pig on a walk
    Nothing to see here
  3. My dad stopped the car and said to the owner: "I think your pig needs to lose some weight"
    Urgh dad that comment was uncalled for
  4. To which the owner replied: "yeah I know but he has a thyroid problem"
  5. And then we drove off
  6. I named him Herbert the hog and I hope he is well
    He deserves so much joy