SCARY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

inspired by @talor
  1. I woke up at 6am today with the stomach flu
    This is so typical me it's unbelievable. As a kid I'd get the stomach flu once a month and my mom would stay home with me and we'd watch Bringing Home Baby. She'd know I was feeling better when I'd start mocking the ugly babies
  2. Proceeded to be sick for a plethora of hours and I didn't get to show off my costume
    I had such a great costume: "girl who's using halloween as an excuse to wear her favorite crazy bell bottom pants". I was also gonna change out of these into a sensible pair of slacks for my Sally from When Harry Met Sally costume
  3. Still haven't eaten anything today
    Hella disappointed it wasn't yom kippur today- I'm killed the fasting game
  4. Hiding under the covers with my barf bucket as my only companion having to listen to our doorbell ring every 5 seconds
    If I have to hear my parents scream WELL AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST one more time...
  5. IF I'M BARFING AND IT'S NOT FROM EATING TOO MANY TOOTSIE ROLLS THEN I'M DOING LIFE WRONG
  6. I'm attempting to keep up the festive mood by doing something really scary tonight:
    I'm studying for my Cognition midterm. I've never been more spooked
  7. Happy Halloween from me n my barf bucket