Why my mom is amazing

People already know my mom is pretty cool. Let me just show you why
  1. She is 70 but acts much younger
  2. She can hang with the best of us. Often times outlasting everyone
  3. She can hold her liquor. She might even drink you under the table
    Painkiller from The Soggy Dollar Bar
  4. She says the darnedest things
  5. She is always there for me and everyone else
  6. She's my best friend