People already know my mom is pretty cool. Let me just show you why
  1. She is 70 but acts much younger
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  2. She can hang with the best of us. Often times outlasting everyone
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  3. She can hold her liquor. She might even drink you under the table
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  4. She says the darnedest things
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  5. She is always there for me and everyone else
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  6. She's my best friend
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