LIES I TOLD MY STUDENTS TODAY
- •I grade homework
- •Obviouslyyy the sorting hat from Harry Potter isn't real, I just use a device with the same basic ability to decide groups for all projects
- •When you get to high school and college, bullies get expelled immediately
- •The phone I use in school is my special "work phone" that I only use to contact their parents and the principal
- •I'm pretty sure there are "only" two reported cases in the world of people catching A Bad Case of The StripesBecause they weren't being true to themselves, of course.
- •I am old enough to have witnessed dragons roam around in ancient China(I am 23)
- •The teachers' bathroom has a vending machine that takes only kindness coins
- •I have 4 different friends who have cracked their heads open leaning back in their chairs like that!!!!!!!!
- •We MIGHT not have a pizza and movie party tomorrow...Weekly lie. Sole purpose of half day Fridays is pizza and movie party.