1. "Lol I'm not even reading the book.. Don't tell your mom!"
  2. "Don't tell your mom I haven't written my essay yet."
  3. "You only got an A because your mom graded your paper."
  4. "Did your mom write that for you?"
  5. "Of course you have an A in English, your mom is an English teacher."
  6. "This assignment is dumb."