Yeah I haven't read any of these. Also, I was an English Lit major in college. Oops.
  1. The Great Gatsby
    No thank you.
  2. Fahrenheit 451
    I get the general concept, but nah.
  3. Animal Farm
  4. A Tale of Two Cities
    A Tale of NO Cities.
  5. Pride and Prejudice
    Tell Mr. Darcy I said "nah bro."
  6. Lord of the Flies
    Lord of the NOPE.