PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THEY ARE DATING ME
When they find out that we're actually in a deeply committed relationship, they're going to be PSYCHED.
- •Grant GustinHe ran with lightening speed into my heart.
- •Louis TomlinsonThe reason I refer to tea as "a nice cuppa." Milk, no sugar. It's the Tommo way.
- •Taylor HansonWhen he sings I can feel it in my mmmbop.
- •John KrasinskiEmily who? Bring that skinny, dorky ass over here.
- •Harry StylesThere is only One Direction, and that is into my bedroom.
- •Max AdlerAn underrated man. I'm banking on the fact that most people don't know him.
- •AladdinHe can show me a whole new world any day.