PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THEY ARE DATING ME

When they find out that we're actually in a deeply committed relationship, they're going to be PSYCHED.
  1. Grant Gustin
    He ran with lightening speed into my heart.
  2. Louis Tomlinson
    The reason I refer to tea as "a nice cuppa." Milk, no sugar. It's the Tommo way.
  3. Taylor Hanson
    When he sings I can feel it in my mmmbop.
  4. John Krasinski
    Emily who? Bring that skinny, dorky ass over here.
  5. Harry Styles
    There is only One Direction, and that is into my bedroom.
  6. Max Adler
    An underrated man. I'm banking on the fact that most people don't know him.
  7. Aladdin
    He can show me a whole new world any day.