THINGS I PRETEND TO LIKE TO AVOID CONFRONTATION
- •BabiesNo. I do not want to hold your child.
- •BroccoliNo, I really just want the sesame chicken and fried rice surrounding the broccoli but yeah ok sure I'll eat it it's fine.
- •Johnny DeppYeah sure he's "talented" whatever I get it.
- •YogaI'm increasingly being more vocal about this but OH MY GOD I HATE IT.
- •The HangoverI will nod and smile at you as you tell me it's the funniest movie you've ever seen but god it was not that great.
- •The SimpsonsIt's just overrated.