THINGS I PRETEND TO LIKE TO AVOID CONFRONTATION

  1. Babies
    No. I do not want to hold your child.
  2. Broccoli
    No, I really just want the sesame chicken and fried rice surrounding the broccoli but yeah ok sure I'll eat it it's fine.
  3. Johnny Depp
    Yeah sure he's "talented" whatever I get it.
  4. Yoga
    I'm increasingly being more vocal about this but OH MY GOD I HATE IT.
  5. The Hangover
    I will nod and smile at you as you tell me it's the funniest movie you've ever seen but god it was not that great.
  6. The Simpsons
    It's just overrated.