Abbreviations to Never Use if You Want to Be Taken Seriously (Unless in a Joking or Ironic Context)
I mean, I won't take you seriously. But other people might. [ Warning: this list is #basicAF & may cause readers to lose their faith in humanity ]
- •miz= miserable, i.e. "I can't believe he dumped you - you must be SO miz."
- •sui ("sue-ee")= suicide, not used literally, i.e. "I will seriously commit sui if Kim and Kanye breakup."
- •maj(e) ("mage")= major, i.e. "This party is gonna be maj - everyone is going."
- •amaze= amazing, i.e. "Oh my god, you look amaze!"
- •skinz= skinny, i.e. "You're so skinz, I can see your rib cage! That's hot."
- •gorge= gorgeous, i.e. "You look gorge. He's gonna be all over you."
- •hidé(y) ("hid-ay")= hideous, i.e. "Ew she is so hidé."
- •tradish ("truh-dish")= traditional, i.e. "We go on spring break together every year, it's tradish!"
- •supes= super, i.e. "Aww you guys are supes adorbs!"
- •adorbs= adorable, see above
- •forevs= forever, i.e. "Hey girl, it's been forevs! We must grab dins."
- •dins= dinner, most commonly used when no such dinner will take place, see above
- •Obvi there are more abbrevs so I'm totes gonna have to extend this ridic list, but unfortch I have to go help my friend with her relaysh troubz by taking her out for a scrumptch brunch. ✌🏼️😘🍴😜🐸🐵💁🏼❤️💜💛💚💙✨🎎👑💃🏻🎉🔥👻💩