THINGS I DISLIKE ABOUT MY APT, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO MOVE

  1. How internet is included in rent, yet can never count on it working
  2. That there's no light near the dumpster in the dark alley
  3. How most grown men can and do just reach over the security gates to let themselves in
  4. When maintenance men don't call before they come over but tap on the door with a key before letting themselves in as I get out of the shower
  5. How you never know if the complimentary re-filled propane tank has been refilled until you are craving something on the grill