THOUGHTS ON PERIOD CRAMPS FROM SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT USUALLY HAVE THEM
Because I'm a freak of nature and am #blessed but it's chill because NOW IT'S ALL OVER.
- •Fuck, owwwwwwwwwww
- •Do I own Midol?
- •Do people actually use Midol?
- •Why can't everyone in my office shut the fuck up and realize how much pain I'm in?
- •Did Eleanor Roosevelt have cramps?
- •Does Michelle Obama have cramps?
- •Where can I invest in a chic but inexpensive hot water bottle bag thing?Apparently, my only understanding of cramps comes from learning about your body special episodes of family oriented television.
- •Flashback to my 4th grade teacher telling my health class that cramps were all in your head.
- •Did Hermione Granger have cramps?What would Madams Pomfrey use to fix cramps?
- •Do hot water bottle bags actually work?
- •Being a lady is stupid.
- •Being a lady is awesome. Cramps are stupid.