Because I'm a freak of nature and am #blessed but it's chill because NOW IT'S ALL OVER.
  1. Fuck, owwwwwwwwwww
  2. Why?
  3. Do I own Midol?
  4. Do people actually use Midol?
  5. Why can't everyone in my office shut the fuck up and realize how much pain I'm in?
  6. Did Eleanor Roosevelt have cramps?
  7. Does Michelle Obama have cramps?
  8. Where can I invest in a chic but inexpensive hot water bottle bag thing?
    Apparently, my only understanding of cramps comes from learning about your body special episodes of family oriented television.
  9. Flashback to my 4th grade teacher telling my health class that cramps were all in your head.
  10. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  11. Did Hermione Granger have cramps?
    What would Madams Pomfrey use to fix cramps?
  12. Do hot water bottle bags actually work?
  13. Being a lady is stupid.
  14. Being a lady is awesome. Cramps are stupid.