THINGS MY DAD SAYS (MOSTLY CONFUSED)

Will continue to keep adding...
  1. Smack instead of Shaq
  2. Snapshot instead of Snapchat
  3. The Lake of Salt instead of Salt Lake City
  4. Billit instead of Bulliet Rye Whiskey
  5. When we tell him Kim Kardashian is married to Kanye West: "she's a lesbian?"