Things my cat protects us from

Beatrix is an excellent guard cat, always keeping us safe. She keeps an eye out for:
  1. Birds
  2. Bugs
  3. Whatever is under the bed
    Maybe we should be more concerned about this...
  4. Glasses of water that belong to humans
  5. People sleeping over on our couch, but only when they're asleep
  6. Ghosts (probably)
  7. The shower door
  8. Golf balls
  9. Plastic bag ties