"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me"
  1. Cancel electricity, cable and water
  2. Sublet or cancel lease
  3. Cancel tuition, drop out of law school
    They call that a "leave of absence"
  4. Give back loans
    Paying back loans is for another day
  5. Sell unnecessary items
    Keep: bed, cooking supplies, table, chairs, basic clothing items
  6. Close superfluous bank accounts
    One only needs a checking account
  7. Leave
    Go to: Arizona, Utah, Maine, or New Hampshire.
  8. Get a job?
    Preferably interacting with as few people as possible and doing as little as possible for the most money. Fitness instructor? Wilderness hero?