My exes and the Hogwarts houses they belong in

Slytherin, all of them.
  1. The first
    Hufflepuff, even though he'd like to think Gryffindor.
  2. The Swede
    Straight up Slytherin. Actual death eater.
  3. The English
    Probably Ravenclaw though you wouldn't guess it.
  4. The American
    Slytherin even though he hated it.
  5. The other American
    Gryffindor even though I hated it. James Potter in real life but only popular with the arty kids.
  6. The metal guitarist
    A squib.