My exes and the Hogwarts houses they belong in
Slytherin, all of them.
- •The firstHufflepuff, even though he'd like to think Gryffindor.
- •The SwedeStraight up Slytherin. Actual death eater.
- •The EnglishProbably Ravenclaw though you wouldn't guess it.
- •The AmericanSlytherin even though he hated it.
- •The other AmericanGryffindor even though I hated it. James Potter in real life but only popular with the arty kids.
- •The metal guitaristA squib.